Alone again, I can't wait to get home. Why does nobody seem to like me? I just want a world where i'm loved. I know a game where they all want to come home with me, where they laugh at my jokes, a game where I am sexy again.
I slip the DateNite disc into the drive and wait for the game to load...is this the world I've been searching for? I turn off the lights and get ready to experience love again. I want my Sex Bruise.